i finally watched materialists. we need to talk

Predicted that Pedro Pascal's fictional character in 'Materialists' will not be a good life partner, a co-parent, or provide care in old age.

Predicted that a man, described as being in his late 40s, never married, wealthy from private equity, and having undergone leg-lengthening surgery, would not be a suitable life partner, co-parent, or provider of care in old age.

Predicted that the fictional character played by Chris Evans in 'Materialists' would give the main character an STI.

Predicted that a man described as living with roommates in a dirty place and not having his life together would likely transmit an STI.