Casually Explained: Rock Climbing

"don't be surprised if you need a second job just to fund the climbing fees in your cocaine bag alone"

"free soloing is one of the most fulfilling types of rock climbing because you're basically guaranteed to die doing what you love which is avoiding all social responsibility"

"there's an ultimate price you'll have to pay and that price is the ludicrous anual gym membership Don't be surprised if you need a second job just to fund the climbing fees"

"there is no injury that can't be solved with climbing tape torn tendon peeled callous broken finger sunburn all you have to do is wrap it around the affected area and never let a doctor look at it"