Str*pper Stormed Off Financial Audit

"Guys, if we're talking about skipping paying our mortgage, why did we get all praggy?"

"I mean, I guess you could call it that. Um, he does like"

"Guys are going to get pushed to that point."

"We got a 5.59% mortgage rate. To not anticipate the cost of housing, dude. And you've already had to replace things. Like, don't be a [ __ ] Also, it's not 1300. It's literally 1,381.19 cents, you owe a total of $179,447.95."

"I don't know what to do I'm doing. I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing."

"It seems very much like it is at least with especially purchases like the fact that he won't let you use any like cards or the fact that he what I don't like is that he's kind of telling you like, oh, you use this card for like a gun that you know I wanted to get you and then was telling you like, oh, but I got you this but I want you to use your card for it. And then it's like coming on here and saying like, oh, but now you are owing on that gun and you need to make purchases on it. I don't like that. And then he specifically sat here and said for this one, yeah, I won't let her."

"You probably won't. This is guys are um here's the reality. Um, maybe we change your behavior and learn how to budget for a couple months and then you can do bankruptcy. But I'm going to pay for you to sit down with one of our finance people, Reed. He's going to go through this. He's going to analyze before and then give you guys a plan cuz you just need extra help. I think bankruptcy is the only way to help it. That that that doesn't even help our mortgage situation. You guys are No, but again, that doesn't solve your issue cuz your house is way too much. This is just crazy. I'm sorry. This is just Like I don't even know, guys. I'm I'm sorry. I don't even know. So, I'm going to pay for that session at this point. I mean, I'm burnt out and this is"

"You can't afford them. It's selfish. You can't take care of them. You can't afford pet insurance. I guess you guys can't afford to live with your current mortgage. Like, this doesn't make sense. You can if he is going to die, you can save him by making it happen as quickly and painless as possible."

"The the care card? ... It hits in 4 days. 4 days. You will have an immediate $300 that hits. $300. It'll push it well beyond its limit. I mean, you're going to get here. $300. You're about to lose. Hey, someone's going to come to you and take $300 in 3 days. You're just going to come take it."

"You're going to have to pay for that soon? ... Uh, she's been she paid for it the last two months. Okay. How much is yours? Um, the motorcycles are they're paid for the year. 180 A year... Okay. Okay. So, car insurance, 82 bucks. Uh, she's been she paid for it the last two months. Okay. How much is yours? Um, the motorcycles are they're paid for the year. 180 A year... $600 for groceries. Use the budget friendly cookbook in the meal plan we give you in the budgeting class. Total fine. You just got to warm up. Cook a few times a week and then warm up. TP fund. Anything else to survive? We should be able to do 150 toilet paper, tampons, all the goodies. You probably don't need those right now anyway, right? Isn't that how that works?"

"I know he's in debt. No. The first ones here are the ones she does not know about. No. Why doesn't she know about these? So, like the first main one, um I kind of didn't want her to pay for all of my debt and so I kind of wanted to hide a little bit of it."

"You owe $5,276. minimum payment of $167. We just... Is that the 300? Yes. It's probably worth $5,000 for... Sell it. You cannot afford $167 minimum payment. You can't... Especially when it's bouncing. We're already done."

"And then $9,568.18 with a minimum monthly payment of $271.49 by the way on the $2,000 income. What are we at? That's like 15 12 12% of our income to one minimum payment. One minimum payment on a debt you didn't even know about. What the is this for? At a 24.2% interest rate, by the way. Horrendous. Disgusting."

"The newest one, ... No, it was it's for the dog. We brought one of the birds emergency vet. Oh, no. That that cost 50 bucks. Okay. And Okay. That that's not that's not the big spender on that. Okay."

"You have accumulated besides the mortgage approximately got to do the math. You have accumulated since literally March $51,000 of bad debt. 51,000. That's outside of the mortgage, ladies and gentlemen."

"$8,723.79 is on the Discover rate card. What's going on with this? Uh, which one is that? Also, at least you can see mying lips. I trim. I care about my appearance. I ... $8,723.79. That's the first time I've ever touched a stripper. I need hand sanitizer."