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"So on here I have like $5,549.71 sitting in here, You We got a Batman skyline backdrop. Uh uh uh X-Wing Starf Fighter Insect Collection. I feel like I've seen those like just just at like Barnes & Noble and not Captain Jack Sparrow's pirate ship. Okay. I thought it was called the Black Pearl, but gotcha. [laughter] There's Jabba sail barge. The Eiffel Tower. The Milky Way galaxy thing. Concord, which we should bring back, by the way. Bring back the Concord. Let us travel quicker, ladies and gentlemen. Tai Interceptor flower arrangement instead of, you know, going and getting a date and bringing her real life flowers. Yeah, that's great. Vince, Vince, Van Go, Starry Night, who's Van Go, Sunflowers, dinosaur fossils, steamboat, vending machine, shuttle, aircraft, car. This is crazy. This is crazy. Mineral collection, Mona Lisa. By the way, she looks like she has Down syndrome when she's the Lego form. So, I don't know if we're getting that. I see myself in her. All right. [clears throat] yeah. Fountain garden. Traditional chess set. Do you play chess? I I have. What the are we doing? Trevy fountain. Uh, the creeper. [laughter] The battle droid. Enderman Tower. Disney Pixar. Mini bus se uh bonsai trees. Hibiscus Nokin Castle Game Boy. That's crazy. This is insane. This is insane."

"We have a $40,000 debt lean on an $8,000 truck. That is insane."

"The salesman said what? What did the salesman say? Uh $150 a month at 2.5% increase."

"Uh, I think it's like $200 because I did the zero interest if paid in this amount of time. Reminder, you can't make a $41 payment. So, we'll see how this goes. Especially, look, now we have another substantial minimum payment. This must be the truck, right? That's the truck. $4,648.77. That's the truck and roof repair. What? So, when I was going through the roof repair or when I was looking into it, they they offered to give me cash to put towards the truck to make the payment for the roof repair more uh feasible. How much is the roof repair cost? Uh 23 and then they gave me 17 to pay towards my truck. What's the truck worth? Um I I actually took that day I actually took it in to see if I couldn't uh sell it and they they said they'd give me eight for it. Yeah, you owe $40,000 on an $8,000 truck. Well, it's the roof and the truck. It's the roof, but the debt is likely tied to it. You have a $40,000 debt lean on an $8,000 truck. That is insane. I don't know if that that debt is leaned against the truck because they didn't they don't have the title. What's the interest rate on this? 15%. Oh, for something we are underwater on by $32,000."

"Retirement surprising at $8,179."

"And 11% interest. Wonderful. Mortgage $142,544.58 [sighs] 5.25% interest rate. Not Not bad. Um, it was originally like 7.125 and you refinanced. Yeah. Or you bought down. Okay. I refinanced to the 5.25."

"I actually got in an argument with a friend about uh about uh wanting to like tighten down recently because I told him I was kind of looking at jet skis and then he started buying jet skis and said he was really looking forward to me buying his jet ski from him and I was like I can't and I got in a little bit of a confrontation about it."